In lieu of actual content, have the ramblings of someone from a stream chat. All belong to one particularly witty individual
"I'm from Colorado, where politics are weird. We all own guns, and vote democrat basically every time. We have no idea what we want, but god help you if you take it from us. Whatever it is."
"Utah had a hard couple of decades. We kept dropping nukes on them, even though they were already in the union..."
"You know, a dentist. Drills teeth, caps teeth, can operate and reload a Colt SAA Cavalry faster than any living man, left Johnny Ringo dead in Turkey Creek Canyon without bothering to collect a bounty. Typical dentist shit."